I've got a new dance to show you
And it goes something like this
You bend your body from side to side
And it's called the iPhone 6

You do the iPhone 6 to the left
You do the iPhone 6 to the right
You do the iPhone 6 and it gets you loads of chicks
And you can iPhone 6 all night

Now, I met this girl called Siri
And her voice was smoking hot
I asked her if she could iPhone 6
And she said "I'm afraid not"
I asked her why and she replied
"I'm still iPhone 4S"
I said "Can I teach you how to iPhone 6?"
And pretty miss Siri said yes

I said
You do the iPhone 6 to the left
You do the iPhone 6 to the right
You do the iPhone 6 and it gets you loads of chicks
And you can iPhone 6 all night

(I was only 9 years old...)

At the primary school disco
Where kids go to misbehave
I had a Motorola RAZR
But I wasn't old enough to shave
I needed a sick dance move
To catch this cutie's eye
I flipped that RAZR up and down
And I thought, "Well, it's worth a try"

I did the Motorola RAZR to the left
I did the Motorola RAZR to the right
You do the Motorola RAZR and the girls begin to chase ya
And you Motorola RAZR all night

Now my dad's always been a smart man
When it comes to technology
He had a Nokia brick in the early '90s
Which was seen as quite fancy
He says "All you need is a phone dance move
And your heart worn on your sleeve"
The night he did the Nokia brick
Was the night I got conceived

He did the Nokia brick to the left
He did the Nokia brick to the right
He did the Nokia brick and the ladies grabbed his...
And he Nokia bricked all night

So the next time you're up in the club
And you think you might leave alone
All you've got to do to bring the girls to you
Is dance like your favourite phone